Parenting 101

<@Char> What do americans call the thing you put babies in to stop them crawling away
<@Ardennes> leash
<@PlanetDollar> playpen
<@Blixt> crib
<@fredalicious> juvie
<@autopsy-turvey> crib
<@Hawkline> wheelless pram
<@fredalicious> Maryland Child Protection Services
<@autopsy-turvey> shackles
<@PlanetDollar> blender
<@edx200> bottom dresser drawer
<@autopsy-turvey> washing machine
<@edx200> dumpster
<@Hawkline> a bourbon-only diet
<@Char> i like it