Parenting 101

<@Char> What do americans call the thing you put babies in to stop them crawling away
<@Ardennes> leash
<@PlanetDollar> playpen
<@Blixt> crib
<@fredalicious> juvie
<@autopsy-turvey> crib
<@Hawkline> wheelless pram
<@fredalicious> Maryland Child Protection Services
<@autopsy-turvey> shackles
<@PlanetDollar> blender
<@edx200> bottom dresser drawer
<@autopsy-turvey> washing machine
<@edx200> dumpster
<@Hawkline> a bourbon-only diet
<@Char> i like it

The Best Comedy Pairing Since Martin and Lewis

<@mtdew> I should take a photo of everything I eat on the trip
<@PlanetDollar> better call NASA
<@PlanetDollar> swing dat hubble around

Stuff likes this makes me want to hang out with PlanetDollar, but only if there's a steady supply of chatty rotund nerds nearby, so basically we should go to a comic book show together.

Libertarian Librarian

04:37 which heinlein book had the genetically engineered chimps that
booty danced?
04:37 <@cioxx> How Stella Got her Groove Back