<@Char> What do americans call the thing you put babies in to stop them crawling away
<@Ardennes> leash
<@PlanetDollar> playpen
<@Blixt> crib
<@fredalicious> juvie
<@autopsy-turvey> crib
<@Hawkline> wheelless pram
<@fredalicious> Maryland Child Protection Services
<@autopsy-turvey> shackles
<@PlanetDollar> blender
<@edx200> bottom dresser drawer
<@autopsy-turvey> washing machine
<@edx200> dumpster
<@Hawkline> a bourbon-only diet
<@Char> i like it
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Parenting 101
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
The Best Comedy Pairing Since Martin and Lewis
<@mtdew> I should take a photo of everything I eat on the trip
<@PlanetDollar> better call NASA
<@PlanetDollar> swing dat hubble around
Stuff likes this makes me want to hang out with PlanetDollar, but only if there's a steady supply of chatty rotund nerds nearby, so basically we should go to a comic book show together.
Stuff likes this makes me want to hang out with PlanetDollar, but only if there's a steady supply of chatty rotund nerds nearby, so basically we should go to a comic book show together.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Libertarian Librarian
04:37 which heinlein book had the genetically engineered chimps that
booty danced?
04:37 <@cioxx> How Stella Got her Groove Back
booty danced?
04:37 <@cioxx> How Stella Got her Groove Back
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Why Old Asian Men Like Lee Kwan Yew Are So Wise
<cardcheat> Something about your body weighs 21 grams less when you die.
<cardcheat> So that must be your soul or some shit.
<ReindeerF> When Asians die there's just a piece of paper inside with a fortune.
Labels:
chineses,
crap movies,
execution vans,
slanty devils
Wednesday, November 8, 2006
Known Knowns
"i like rumsfeld i always have he is smart"
-archi
-archi
Labels:
dittoheads,
fox news,
neocons
Blue Horseshoe Likes Democracy
"So, has anyone checked Diebold's stock prices? They're bound to take a hit when people see they can't even steal an election properly."
-PlanetDollar
-PlanetDollar
Labels:
Help America Vote,
Macacalypse
Monday, November 6, 2006
Religion of (Black-eyed) Peas
"Islams think they are the new blacks."
-archi
-archi
Labels:
dittoheads,
islams,
jingo bells,
mohammedans
Sunday, November 5, 2006
Declaration of Insolence
"God bless America. Life, liberty and the pursuit of blowing shit up."
-laowai
-laowai
Labels:
amerikkka,
dittoheads,
fox news,
jingo bells
Flipbook Follies
"I wonder what would happen if we went back in time and gave the Kings of medieval Europe flipbooks of 9/11."
-Scrubber
-Scrubber
Labels:
9/11,
islams,
mohammedans,
socialism
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