Why Old Asian Men Like Lee Kwan Yew Are So Wise

<cardcheat> Something about your body weighs 21 grams less when you die.
<cardcheat> So that must be your soul or some shit.
<ReindeerF> When Asians die there's just a piece of paper inside with a fortune.

Known Knowns

"i like rumsfeld i always have he is smart"

-archi

Blue Horseshoe Likes Democracy

"So, has anyone checked Diebold's stock prices? They're bound to take a hit when people see they can't even steal an election properly."

-PlanetDollar

Religion of (Black-eyed) Peas

"Islams think they are the new blacks."

-archi

Declaration of Insolence

"God bless America. Life, liberty and the pursuit of blowing shit up."

-laowai

Flipbook Follies

"I wonder what would happen if we went back in time and gave the Kings of medieval Europe flipbooks of 9/11."

-Scrubber